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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bu ... Read Full Quote
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the ... Read Full Quote
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a ... Read Full Quote
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are suc ... Read Full Quote
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no tale ... Read Full Quote
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I s ... Read Full Quote
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I fee ... Read Full Quote
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, an ... Read Full Quote
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote hi ... Read Full Quote
I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be tod ... Read Full Quote
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless ... Read Full Quote
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who b ... Read Full Quote