Quotes by George Burns
| Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixt ... | Read Full Quote |
| No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I honestly think it is better to be a failure at someth ... | Read Full Quote |
| I get a standing ovation jaust standing. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last o ... | Read Full Quote |
| Nice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I wa ... | Read Full Quote |
| I would go out with women my age, but there are no wome ... | Read Full Quote |
| Too bad the only people who know how to run the country ... | Read Full Quote |
| I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a suc ... | Read Full Quote |
| Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit ... | Read Full Quote |
| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty ... | Read Full Quote |
| Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I ... | Read Full Quote |