Quotes by George Carlin
| As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annu ... | Read Full Quote |
| Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your ... | Read Full Quote |
| Weather forecast for tonight dark. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but th ... | Read Full Quote |
| There's no present. There's only the immediate future a ... | Read Full Quote |
| I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and ... | Read Full Quote |
| I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where ... | Read Full Quote |
| Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping ... | Read Full Quote |
| Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters f ... | Read Full Quote |
| Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to r ... | Read Full Quote |