Quotes by Henny Youngman
| I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - the ... | Read Full Quote |
| When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. ... | Read Full Quote |
| My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she ... | Read Full Quote |
| If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be ... | Read Full Quote |
| I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told ... | Read Full Quote |
| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up read ... | Read Full Quote |
| I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her wa ... | Read Full Quote |
| My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need gl ... | Read Full Quote |