Quotes by Bill Watterson
| Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I ... | Read Full Quote |
| I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal ... | Read Full Quote |
| I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly usele ... | Read Full Quote |
| Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivale ... | Read Full Quote |
| That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bun ... | Read Full Quote |
| Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life ... | Read Full Quote |
| Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneou ... | Read Full Quote |
| Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come ... | Read Full Quote |
| My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin ... | Read Full Quote |
| I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. ... | Read Full Quote |
| People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously ... | Read Full Quote |
| Careful. We don't want to learn from this. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimin ... | Read Full Quote |