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Quotes by Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one sp ... Read Full Quote
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, thou ... Read Full Quote
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the s ... Read Full Quote
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts mil ... Read Full Quote
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested f ... Read Full Quote
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tas ... Read Full Quote
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed th ... Read Full Quote
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a w ... Read Full Quote
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a gro ... Read Full Quote
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were j ... Read Full Quote
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they ... Read Full Quote
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want ... Read Full Quote
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in ... Read Full Quote