Quotes by Wilson Mizner
| Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world ... | Read Full Quote |
| Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ear ... | Read Full Quote |
| I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an educatio ... | Read Full Quote |
| When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but ... | Read Full Quote |
| The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn' ... | Read Full Quote |
| A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but aft ... | Read Full Quote |
| The best way to keep your friends is not to give them a ... | Read Full Quote |
| The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people ... | Read Full Quote |
| To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years ... | Read Full Quote |
| Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll m ... | Read Full Quote |
| A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually h ... | Read Full Quote |
| God help those who do not help themselves. ... | Read Full Quote |