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| Democracy is the theory that the common people know wha ... |
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| For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest ... |
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| In the United States, doing good has come to be, like p ... |
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| For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unk ... |
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| Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate ... |
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| It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am st ... |
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| Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in ... |
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| It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pr ... |
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| Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. ... |
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| Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ... |
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| The government consists of a gang of men exactly like y ... |
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| Platitude an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by ev ... |
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| Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, m ... |
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| We are here and it is now. Further than that all human ... |
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| Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American ... |
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| After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, ... |
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| For every human problem, there is a neat, simple soluti ... |
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