Quotes by Happy Gilmore
| Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were r ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cl ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You shou ... | Read Full Quote |
| Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glas ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happy The price is wrong, bitch. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and st ... | Read Full Quote |
| Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to ki ... | Read Full Quote |