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Only lie about the future. ... Read Full Quote
My success just evolved from working hard at the busine ... Read Full Quote
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happ ... Read Full Quote
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn ... Read Full Quote
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president ... Read Full Quote
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. ... Read Full Quote
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impe ... Read Full Quote
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of tele ... Read Full Quote
For three days after death hair and fingernails continu ... Read Full Quote