Quotes by Erma Bombeck
| When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would ... | Read Full Quote |
| There are people who put their dreams in a little box a ... | Read Full Quote |
| If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. ... | Read Full Quote |
| People are always asking couples whose marriage has end ... | Read Full Quote |
| A child develops individuality long before he develops ... | Read Full Quote |
| When humor goes, there goes civilization. ... | Read Full Quote |
| In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I shoul ... | Read Full Quote |
| I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. ... | Read Full Quote |
| If a man watches three football games in a row he shoul ... | Read Full Quote |
| We've got a generation now who were born with semiequal ... | Read Full Quote |
| It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to ... | Read Full Quote |
| Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from ... | Read Full Quote |
| Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen K ... | Read Full Quote |
| Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ... | Read Full Quote |
| ... it's simply wrong to always order kids to stop that ... | Read Full Quote |
| Anybody who watches three games of football in a row sh ... | Read Full Quote |